I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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