my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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