real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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