my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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