He felt like a one man threesome
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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