Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
