went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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