Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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