if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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