Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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