Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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