I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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