chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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