I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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