Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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