I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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