remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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