There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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