i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.