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  ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  quadriplegic porn is always funny

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  no. no its not

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.

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• (858): View more from California

  I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.

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