He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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