And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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