YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
