I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize