There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's the barista slut.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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