friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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