Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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