i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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