I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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