Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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