just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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