His pubic hair was longer than his dick
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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