The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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