y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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