Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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