just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
