I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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