White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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