It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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