You really coming over, don't trick.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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