what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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