is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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