I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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