I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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