Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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