I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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