I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Two words: nipple clamps
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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