Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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