hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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