Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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