Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I FOUND THE LEGS
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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