I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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