So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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