scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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