Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out

(607): View more from New York

what a beautiful fairy tale

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(281): View more from Texas

so now she's a stripper

(1-281): View more from Texas

can't say i'm surprised

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion

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(231): View more from Michigan

His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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(208): View more from Idaho

The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.

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