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  sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  How was last night?

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  She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.

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• (951): View more from California

  I'm sorry I peed on your everything.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"

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• (619): View more from California

  I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.

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