Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow http://tfl.nu/a3vb
  Replies (2) Good night (1172) Bad night (437)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class. http://tfl.nu/tnda
  Replies (28) Good night (4213) Bad night (799)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people http://tfl.nu/gtxu
  Replies (13) Good night (4943) Bad night (744)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed. http://tfl.nu/gt11
  Replies (7) Good night (4378) Bad night (1024)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs. http://tfl.nu/6w3y
  Replies (31) Good night (6408) Bad night (1010)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you. (202): and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with http://tfl.nu/tq5v
  Replies (10) Good night (1574) Bad night (3424)
• Favorite

  (936): View more from Texas

  You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (936): You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me. http://tfl.nu/du0t
  Replies (13) Good night (3832) Bad night (815)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata. http://tfl.nu/hydj
  Replies (2) Good night (498) Bad night (1321)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  So did he inherit the massive family cock?

  (1-317): View more from Indiana

  :(

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): So did he inherit the massive family cock? (1-317): :( http://tfl.nu/a8a5
  Replies (9) Good night (596) Bad night (2174)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I? http://tfl.nu/fev7
  Replies (5) Good night (432) Bad night (822)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well http://tfl.nu/us1u
  Replies (2) Good night (558) Bad night (322)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on http://tfl.nu/f543
  Replies (2) Good night (824) Bad night (452)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family. http://tfl.nu/xde2
  Replies (2) Good night (681) Bad night (402)
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee. http://tfl.nu/cxay
  Replies (1) Good night (256) Bad night (872)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that. http://tfl.nu/pv07
  Replies (1) Good night (295) Bad night (445)

Randomize