There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.