no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
