My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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