I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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