There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
