he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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