Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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